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Why Didn't Jake Take Over?

Why Didn't Jake Take Over?

Sunday, November 16, 2008

posted by: Devin Manning AKA D-Man

D-ManHey kids, it's been a whole ten months since Dan handed creative control over to Jake, and well... we've all seen how that turned out. But he's back, and he's ready for more. Dan is committed to getting you new episodes each week, and there's an off chance that some of them will actually be funny.

This week, we revisit Jake's addiction to Internet porn. And while at the time that this particular comic was created, Jake preferred PornHub, he's since moved on to a very special site by the name of XNXX. Go ahead and look up Shyla Stylez. Chances are, she'll entertain you for a little longer than this comic did.

By the way, the reason Dan's wearing a suit is because he landed a nine-to-five this past year. That chump.

See you next week!

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