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posted by: Jake Alberts, Technical Advisor for Running on Empty
This past year was like getting a blowjob from a lesbian with braces. It doesn't get much more sloppy or irritating than that. The high point of 2008 was watching Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel while cupping my balls.
Anyway, I hope you all have a great New Year's. I'll be celebrating by taking a huge dump (as is my custom). Now if I can just figure out where the nearest Taco Bell is.
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Sunday, December 28, 2008
posted by: Jake Alberts, Technical Advisor for Running on Empty
Anyway, I hope you all have a great New Year's. I'll be celebrating by taking a huge dump (as is my custom). Now if I can just figure out where the nearest Taco Bell is.
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