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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

posted by: Mr. B.

DanIt was only a matter of time before we started in with the murder jokes. I had a rape joke locked and loaded, but it didn't test well. (Thanks Lauren.) I imagine that someday, these comics will be used as evidence against me in some dramatic Law and Order type trial: "Ya see, this boy's harboring some serious anti-social problems! He has no problem trivializing the death of a BUM!"

Also, as a guy named Eric pointed out last week, this comic is updated at random days throughout the week. Just check it once every seven days, and you'll be fine. I'm trying to stick to a regular schedule GOD DAMMIT, but give me a break. I'm a child of divorce.

No one's reading this crap anyway. I mean, besides you.

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