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In the Process of Killing Myself

In the Process of Killing Myself

Sunday, April 26, 2009

posted by: Jack Daniel

DanielBAM! Joking about suicide and alcohol abuse. Too bad I didn't throw some kinda sexual reference in there, or it could've been a hat trick.

This week's comic features such a classic shot of our breakout character (Mr. Alberts) that it's a shoe-in for a Running on Empty wallpaper. That's right; due to the overwhelming success of this comic, the site's expanding like a fat man eatin' a hoagie. Expect to see that nav bar get a little wider, as I throw in some FREE WALLPAPERS featuring the best lookin' comics from this season (minus dialogue). And, just for the fuck of it, there'll be a "links" page that plugs you in to some of the best sites on the web. Porn included.

Nope, this isn't your daddy's webcomic. And it's only gettin' better. Or worse. I forget which.

...And if anyone's interested in seeing this comic turned into a T-shirt, would you rather have the entire image of Jake, or just the "Fuck It"? Let me know.

Love,
Daniel

PS: If I ever run out of jokes or artwork, I'll just post pictures of hot naked bitches having sex with each other. How's that sound?


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