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Hey kids, it's yer pal Jake here, giving you the facts as they apply. Thanks for looking below the fold. Kinda like lookin' up a bitch's skirt and seeing way more pubic hair than you ever wanted to see, like some vintage porno from ten years ago. THANK GOD I missed the Ron Jeremy era.
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Sunday, May 17, 2009
posted by: More Than Jake
Hey kids, it's yer pal Jake here, giving you the facts as they apply. Thanks for looking below the fold. Kinda like lookin' up a bitch's skirt and seeing way more pubic hair than you ever wanted to see, like some vintage porno from ten years ago. THANK GOD I missed the Ron Jeremy era.