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Hammerin' Down at the Urinal

Hammerin' Down at the Urinal

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

posted by: Daniel AKA Asshole

DanielIt's the sound effect that really sells this one.

Also, it occurs to me that most females might not catch this joke, since they're unaware of the Two Shakes Rule. I'd explain it in greater detail, but I might end up offending the sensitive, GOD FEARING people in the audience.

So the freelance projects that ate up my time last month are done, and now my time is my own again. All apologies for missing last week. Latest updates: Running on Empty now has its own fan page on Facebook, and I created a Twitter account to keep people in the loop with current projects and updates. Of course, I'm still a little uneasy about the whole Twitter concept. Seems like the kind of thing that'd get me in trouble if I decided to make regular use of it; self-incrimination's never been easier.

BTW, notice that D-Man and Jake are practicing proper urinal etiquette by placing themselves at urinals one and five. Love that attention to detail.


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