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You wake up and curse your parents for having the sex that created you. Choke down a stale breakfast, and spend the next hour and half stuck in traffic, wondering why THE FUCK the world didn't end nine years ago. By the time you arrive at work, you check your hair in the rear view mirror, and your heart sinks because you're so god damned ugly. And finally, as you walk across that parking lot, some ASS FUCKER has a tire cover that has those words that smack you in the face: "Life is good."
Who knew that that beatnik FUCK was also named Jake? I had to throw him in the room with OUR Jake, see what happened. Let me tell you this: Life isn't looking so good for Beatnik Jake.
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Sunday, June 7, 2009
posted by: Disgruntled Daniel
Who knew that that beatnik FUCK was also named Jake? I had to throw him in the room with OUR Jake, see what happened. Let me tell you this: Life isn't looking so good for Beatnik Jake.