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Let me start out by apologizing. Yes, Ragfist is threatening his kid sidekick with sodomy, and for that, I'm sorry. But you gotta admit, the phrase "hilt deep" is freakin' hilarious.
This joke, like the "Ball-Cupping" episode, was conceived of by my cousin Jack Lyons. There was a time when we'd watch episodes of Batman: The Animated Series, and he would provide alternate dialogue for each of the characters, framing Batman as a sexual predator who would rape his supporting cast at random. The Robin jokes, like the one you see above, were inevitable.
Ragfist was an odd creation, beginning as an unnamed superhero I drew when I was younger. Jack put rags in his hands and a giant "R" on his chest, calling him "Ragfist." It was random, but funny as hell. Now, years later, I decided to dust him off and use him to tell some of those graphic Batman jokes. If I ever get the drive to feature him more prominently, I have a few ideas kicking around.
Thanks for reading. And remember, if anyone asks you the question "how deep?", no matter what the context, say "hilt deep."
And if that ever gets old, just say "balls deep." Hh.
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Tuesday, July 28, 2009
posted by: Dirtbag Artist
This joke, like the "Ball-Cupping" episode, was conceived of by my cousin Jack Lyons. There was a time when we'd watch episodes of Batman: The Animated Series, and he would provide alternate dialogue for each of the characters, framing Batman as a sexual predator who would rape his supporting cast at random. The Robin jokes, like the one you see above, were inevitable.
Ragfist was an odd creation, beginning as an unnamed superhero I drew when I was younger. Jack put rags in his hands and a giant "R" on his chest, calling him "Ragfist." It was random, but funny as hell. Now, years later, I decided to dust him off and use him to tell some of those graphic Batman jokes. If I ever get the drive to feature him more prominently, I have a few ideas kicking around.
Thanks for reading. And remember, if anyone asks you the question "how deep?", no matter what the context, say "hilt deep."
And if that ever gets old, just say "balls deep." Hh.