Posts Tagged ‘Dan’
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Jun15
True story. This week’s comic is significant for a number of reasons. First off, it breaks the Jake-only streak that I’ve fallen into. It also features a return appearance of our MAIN CHARACTER (could’ve fooled me) who hasn’t been seen since he got all geared up to see the Hannah Montana movie. …And this marks [...]
Apr01
Now that’s a thinkin’ man’s punchline right there. Naturally, our whole crew is psyched about the Hannah Montana movie. Why? Hard to put my finger on it, but Disney girls have a certain appeal that I can’t shake, like a hot bitch who wears perfume you can smell from ten feet away. More and more, [...]
Mar23
Mr. Dark narrates this one, touching on the vulnerability of love (and human relationships in general). Why isn’t there a joke this week? Because I hate you. …Nah, you’re all right.
Mar01
Special thanks to my cousin Jack Lyons for this one. That guy has come up with the most graphic, and funniest, jokes I’ve ever heard. I’ve been itching to get this one online for weeks. Keep watching, and remember, there’s nothing wrong with a little ball-cupping now and then.
Feb15
Once again forgoing the funny stuff for a little character development. I really didn’t want to do a Valentine’s Day comic, but I couldn’t resist. This episode sets up the interplay between Dan and Mr. Dark, flashing back to the fall of 2005. Anyway, enough about me. I found a great site this week that [...]
Feb01
I spent a lot of my childhood looking forward to the end of the world. What a croc. Now I actually have to plan for the future, knowing full well that there’s always going to be another day after this one. How much does that suck?
Jan18
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had a fondness for strip clubs. There’s something so honest and straight forward about the whole ritual. It was a long time before I ever went to a bar that didn’t have naked women in it. This week’s comic makes use of knocked-out silhouettes in the [...]
Jan04
In my defense, I’m really ugly. But that’s okay, ’cause most people are if you look at ‘em too closely. (Especially you, you gross SOB.) On a lighter note, I just added a bunch of new designs to the Running on Empty Store, so if you’re looking for a new shirt, check it out. Notice [...]
Dec21
Even though Mr. Dark has appeared in this comic before, this week’s episode is a far more fitting introduction to the character. For those of you who don’t know, the entire Running on Empty series is only part one of a four part metaseries of stories that is outlined in greater detail here. Mr. Dark [...]
Dec14
…And there it is. Valuable life advice in the form of a webcomic. Take it to heart, ’cause if you want dating advice, you go to the professionals of the trade, not the targets.
