I’m going to be honest with you; I think this comic sucks. Not this week’s comic specifically, but the entire series. Running on Empty. Why? Because I write these horribly obscene jokes, usually about hookers or pooping, and then I create these serious pieces of artwork that don’t match up. It’s all out of sync. [...]
In my defense, I’m really ugly. But that’s okay, ’cause most people are if you look at ‘em too closely. (Especially you, you gross SOB.) On a lighter note, I just added a bunch of new designs to the Running on Empty Store, so if you’re looking for a new shirt, check it out. Notice [...]
This past year was like getting a blowjob from a lesbian with braces. It doesn’t get much more sloppy or irritating than that. The high point of 2008 was watching Hannah Montana on the Disney Channel while cupping my balls. Anyway, I hope you all have a great New Year’s. I’ll be celebrating by taking [...]
And sure, that’s one way to think of it. Usually, after putting the hammer down, I like to ease out of it with a little online humor. ‘Course, watching clips of It’s Always Sunny is my favorite, but… whatever floats yer toaster. If your looking for some grade-A porn, be sure to check out XNXX. [...]
Lesson learned. Owning a website is like having your own channel on a TV that has a couple trillion channels to choose from. With this website, I decided to create something that at least looks respectable, even if no one actually sees it. Because when you boil this down, this comic is just my way [...]
Holy crap is this embarrassing. Apologies, apologies all around. I’m sorry I was ever stupid enough to make this episode. Sure, I hate the increasingly shitty winters as much as the next guy. But to make it sound like harsh winters disprove global warming? Yeah, that’s me with my head up my ass. I understand [...]
I think I actually had this conversation with a friend of mine. I knew a guy who was on a prolonged bender, but had a few mini-benders within that. Well, I guess it’s all relative.
It seems that the simplest jokes are always the best. This particular one reminds me of movie from the eighties, where a fat kid is eating a bucket of fried chicken while he’s on the shitter. Such a funny visual.
This was the first Running on Empty comic I created that featured all three of the main characters. Unfortunately, I didn’t publish it until three years later. Why? I felt it was too morbid. But now that it’s buried among the old issues, I doubt anyone’ll see it. In fact, you probably won’t even be [...]












