Posts Tagged ‘Jake’
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May17
Computers are a lot like girlfriends: They waste yer time with mildly interesting fun facts, maybe tell you a story or two, and by night’s end, it’s your source for a halfway decent load-blow. Of course, they wind up screwing around behind yer back, getting viruses and other such bullshit, so WHO NEEDS ‘EM? Hey [...]
May10
In truth, I’m ashamed of this comic; humor’s a little too “middle school” for my taste. But I’ve never made any attempt to pretend this series is anything more than the impulsive residue of my mind, so why bother hiding it? As juvenile as this joke is, it does serve to point out something key [...]
Apr26
BAM! Joking about suicide and alcohol abuse. Too bad I didn’t throw some kinda sexual reference in there, or it could’ve been a hat trick. This week’s comic features such a classic shot of our breakout character (Mr. Alberts) that it’s a shoe-in for a Running on Empty wallpaper. That’s right; due to the overwhelming [...]
Apr19
Got a lot of positive feedback from Jake’s rant last week. That’s what English teachers would call “stream of consciousness” writing. Kind of revealed a lot about Jake’s personality, didn’t it? Likewise, this week’s comic points out Jake’s ignorance of gay drinks. This is one of the key things that Jake and I have in [...]
Apr12
All too often do I stifle my sexual frustration with violent masturbation. I see hot bitches whining about trivial bullshit, when guys like me and you are stuck grinding our crotch against table corners and potted plants. GOD DAMMIT! Fuck ass shit BULLSHIT is what it is fucking cunt licking cock sucking shit stabbing FILTH! [...]
Apr07
It was only a matter of time before we started in with the murder jokes. I had a rape joke locked and loaded, but it didn’t test well. (Thanks Lauren.) I imagine that someday, these comics will be used as evidence against me in some dramatic Law and Order type trial: “Ya see, this boy’s [...]
Apr01
Now that’s a thinkin’ man’s punchline right there. Naturally, our whole crew is psyched about the Hannah Montana movie. Why? Hard to put my finger on it, but Disney girls have a certain appeal that I can’t shake, like a hot bitch who wears perfume you can smell from ten feet away. More and more, [...]
Mar15
Gotta love them vagina jokes. This is the kind of random crap that comes up when you live with Jake. I hear he also hung a picture of two enormous girl nipples next to each other above the Tee Vee. Grife. Anyway, Jake told me I should mention his new favor’te site, something called “Sexy [...]
Feb22
In case it isn’t clear, Jake is the narrator of this week’s comic. I’m actually not that big on obsessing over the planet’s health myself. Maybe I’m a little bitter that I can’t have kids, or maybe the thought of an imminent apocalypse is kind of exciting, like one big, Earth-wide snow day. Who knows?
Jan18
As far back as I can remember, I’ve always had a fondness for strip clubs. There’s something so honest and straight forward about the whole ritual. It was a long time before I ever went to a bar that didn’t have naked women in it. This week’s comic makes use of knocked-out silhouettes in the [...]
