Welcome to season four. You didn’t think I’d bring it back, did you?

Well, I gotta tell ya, it was a lot harder than I remember to create one of these damn things. I was pouring over page after page of bad jokes, trying to find something I could be happy with. And as I noted at the end of last season, my jokes are so horribly graphic that I can’t publish them in good conscience. …Not that I won’t. But I’d like to build up to them first. So here I am, starting in with the clean stuff. The wholesome stuff that’s safe to show yer mom.

So it’s been a little over a year since this comic went on break. My life’s been all over the place, from the depths of despair to the highs of everyday misery. No, that’s not fair. I’ve had a little bit of happiness come my way. Putting together this new site was a huge accomplishment for me, and I’m very satisfied with how it all came together. And today’s comic makes full use of the expanded size offered by the new format. I’m also making an effort to utilize Photoshop more frequently, since that’s what my day job has made me an expert at. What will that mean? Probably a crap load of lens flares. Hh.

Take it slow. Take it easy. See you next time.